At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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