Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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