He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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