just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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