You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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