yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Randomize
