I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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