I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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