that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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