Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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