alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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