Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
North Korea, Best Korea!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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