I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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