I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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