Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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