He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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