they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
