Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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