Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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