i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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