they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
handjob tips. give me some.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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