Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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