so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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