I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
