she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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