no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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