Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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