3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I had to cum in my sink.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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