I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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