Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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