i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
did you just send me my own nude
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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