I bet he comes in French.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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