in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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