this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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