we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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