I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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