Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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