if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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