I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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