he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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