It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
