just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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