I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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