even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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