how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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