i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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