I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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