There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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