I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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