Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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